If you have too many children your uterus might fall out

Society when a woman has one child, "Motherhood is a wonderful blessing, congratulations." When a woman has two children, "Two children, you've got your hands full, but congratulations." When a woman has three children, "Whoops, was he/she a surprise?" When a woman has four or more, "Good heavens you're a baby factory, pushin' 'em out left and right!" My all-time favorite comment (referring to Michelle Dugar from "19 and Counting") - "Her uterus is going to fall out."
 I am grateful for each one of my little blessings and I love being a mom even if society thinks I'm crazy.

The answer for world peace

I figured out the best way to take down tyrants and end all war. Instead of sending in troops with guns blazing we should send in a bunch of two year-olds. First, they will distract the bad guys with their cuteness (even biggest, baddest guys cannot resist the giggle of a toddler). After distracting them with cuteness they will start destruction, in less than five minutes all the plans and equipment will be destroyed. The bad guys will be so busy trying to keep them from destroying stuff they won't have time to plot evil schemes. They will try putting the toddlers to bed, thinking they will plot evilness after. However, by the time all of them are asleep in bed, the bad guys will be so exhausted that instead of finishing their work all they will want to do is check Facebook and go to bed. And there you have it, world peace through exhaustion instead of annihilation.